Good news, everyone!
Just what you’ve always wanted: the freedom from having to make decisions! Now you can have the computer link you directly to a random episode of the bits that don’t need to be read in any order anyway. Give it a try!
→ Jump to a random episode of The Curiously Banal Adventures of Banana Man
→ Jump to a random episode of Burning Pork
…Sadly, you’ll still have to pick which page of The Last Tiki Bar on Mars that you want to read. Which you can do here.