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About Banana Man

The Curiously Banal Adventures of Banana Man

A janitor by night, a crime-fighter by day. Mostly fighting littering. One day he realized that Batman is just a regular guy in a costume. Any costume can be used to fight crime, so he straps a banana to his head and fights all that crime.

Follow the adventures of Banana Man here

Our players:

Banana Man – previously discussed.

Kid Banana – Banana Man gets his son alternative weekends. They fight crime together.

Time Horse – Looks like a regular horse, only with a pocket watch on his forehead. Trickster spirit. Travels through time, pooping on thing.

Ice Cream Guy – his customers frequently litter, dammit!

The Landlord – gawd, that guy is annoying.

Time Hog – Sadist. Goes back in time to appear in media properties just to bug Banana Man.

Dr. Tomorrow – One of Banana Man’s neighbors. Slightly helpful, sometimes.

Sugar Diablo – A woman on the brink

The Justice League of Justice – Banana Man and the Dollar-Store Superheroes. Who fights for justice in an unjust world?

  • He-Wonder Woman
  • Live Zombie
  • Cat Squirrel
  • Broccoli Man
  • Hungry Man Dinner
  • Zamboni Boy
  • Italian Spider Man
  • Black Rhumba
  • Elvis Chicken
  • Banana Man

The Legion Of All The Dooms – Always ready to rumble. Who might be in The Legion? Roll call:

  • Shadowy Figure
  • Dapper Dana Dastardly
  • Commie Bastard
  • Triple Agent 9000
  • Secret Nixon (and Secret Agnew)
  • Dr. Weevil
  • Megabarnacle
  • Grout and Curdles
  • Marina Skank

Jump right in with both feet!
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