Banana Man is a mild-mannered janitor at night. Straps a banana to his head and fights crime during the day.
Batman:
Tinder, for Superheros. Go out and find some new members for the Justice League they said. It will be fun they said.
Banana Man:
You’re a guy in a costume. I’m a guy in a costume. We both fight for Justice.
Batman:
We are not the same. You have a banana on your head.
Banana Man:
No really, we’re just guys in costumes. Bat-thing, banana-thing. What’s the diff?
Batman:
You have a banana strapped to your head.
Banana Man:
Yeah, that’s my costume. You got a bat-thing, I got a banana-thing.
Batman:
I hate you. I hate you so much. If I let free my hate-waves, they will destroy this Starbucks with a blast of heat and fury like 10,000 angry suns.