The Curiously Banal Adventures of Banana Man
A janitor by night, a crime-fighter by day. Mostly fighting littering. One day he realized that Batman is just a regular guy in a costume. Any costume can be used to fight crime, so he straps a banana to his head and fights all that crime.
Follow the adventures of Banana Man here
Our players:
Banana Man – previously discussed.
Kid Banana – Banana Man gets his son alternative weekends. They fight crime together.
Time Horse – Looks like a regular horse, only with a pocket watch on his forehead. Trickster spirit. Travels through time, pooping on thing.
Ice Cream Guy – his customers frequently litter, dammit!
The Landlord – gawd, that guy is annoying.
Time Hog – Sadist. Goes back in time to appear in media properties just to bug Banana Man.
Dr. Tomorrow – One of Banana Man’s neighbors. Slightly helpful, sometimes.
Sugar Diablo – A woman on the brink
The Justice League of Justice – Banana Man and the Dollar-Store Superheroes. Who fights for justice in an unjust world?
- He-Wonder Woman
- Live Zombie
- Cat Squirrel
- Broccoli Man
- Hungry Man Dinner
- Zamboni Boy
- Italian Spider Man
- Black Rhumba
- Elvis Chicken
- Banana Man
The Legion Of All The Dooms – Always ready to rumble. Who might be in The Legion? Roll call:
- Shadowy Figure
- Dapper Dana Dastardly
- Commie Bastard
- Triple Agent 9000
- Secret Nixon (and Secret Agnew)
- Dr. Weevil
- Megabarnacle
- Grout and Curdles
- Marina Skank
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