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Breakfast on Mars

Welcome to Bradbury Mars base. Sorry about the power failures, sand storms, you see.

Breakfast here on the Mars colony is simple, but hey, we’re explorers, right? Someday you’ll be able to look out that porthole and know that crater right there is named forever after you, “Bob Smith” and no one will forget it!

What’s that you say? Yeah, this isn’t real orange juice. Yes, it is your pee filtered and ready to go. We only have the water we brought here with us. Welcome to Mars!

Say, how do you like your crickets – stir fried or grilled?

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