What Did The President of Mars Know, and When Did he Know it?

The President knows nothing, and that’s been clear for a long time. If he knew something, he forgot it before he knew it. Even it he knew it when he knew it, it wasn’t important. And if he knew it when he knew it, he’d lie about it. He’d lie about knowing he knew it. He wouldn’t know he was lying about what he knew anyway, even if he knew it at the time.
Looking at the President, can you even tell if he knows he’s got pants on? Would he lie about having pants, while standing in front of a crowd without any pants? Does a President-friendly crowd *need* pants if he says he has them and he doesn’t?
In a world where you can get by fine without truth and/or pants, why bother with either?
That’s what I know.