Arnold Ziffel is a pig, and a former TV star.
He had his time in the limelight, a TV show called Green Acres.
But there’s only so many roles for a pig on TV. Now the money is gone. The women are gone. No one cares anymore.
He’s fallen on hard times.
He’s Broken Bad.
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Enjoying Arnold’s unique take on life? You could have his wit and wisdom get you through the day! Click here to download a Chrome browser extension that will do just that. Click here to download the simple instructions for setting it up. All his bon mots are pulled from the web, so your friendly author will be adding new ones from time to time!
Since this is the Year 2000 and we’re all advanced computer users, you can access all the source code here: https://github.com/stephenbpeters/Arnold-speaks
